Funny & Wordplay

Why did the comma break up with the sentence?

What can make a sentence sound different without changing a single word?

What courtroom seat tells the truth only when nobody sits in it?

Why did the apple stop telling jokes?

Why did the lowercase g refuse to join the alphabet parade?

Which punctuation mark is always ready to say goodbye?

Why did the comma break up with the period?

What can roam the world yet never leave a sentence?

Which vegetable is always interrupted because it says, “Excuse me?”

What kind of protest can be made without saying a word?